A few fun facts about milking donkeys for you, just in case you were wondering.
- Donkeys can “cow kick.” This means they can kick forward, sideways, and the standard backward kick. Horses only kick backwards. If you were milking a horse, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting kicked in the head while you’re kneeling in a vulnerable position. It hurts. Just ask my husband. He’s the milker, I’m the singer. Our donkeys prefer “Amazing Grace” but lullabies work in a pinch.
- Donkeys can bite. It hurts. Don’t lose your temper, they won’t forget it.
- Donkeys are sweet as molasses and much smarter than horses. Forget the above two comments. (Well, don’t forget them, just file them in the back of your mind and always be on your toes.) Our momma donkeys were basically wild when we got them, and hadn’t been handled much at all, much less milked! We worked with them for months, hand feeding them, grooming them, getting them to love us, and falling in love with these amazing animals in the process. I’ve only been bit once, and it was when I was trying to spray Rose with our organic essential oil fly spray. She’s not a fan of the sprayer, and when they’re scared…they let you know it. Luckily she bit me on my thigh. Where I have extra cushioning. Mmmmhmm. And Jewel only kicked my husband because he was tying her back feet so she wouldn’t kick. It was our first time milking her, EVER, and she was scared. So she let him know it when he turned his back. Luckily his arm wasn’t broken. After that, he took my advice and we DIDN’T tie her feet. HE felt safer with her feet tied back, but SHE felt safer with them left alone. She wins, since she’s the one with the teats. Since then, she’s taken a few swings, but not made contact. We’ll count our blessings.
- Mammoth Donkeys give around 2, maybe 3 CUPS per day. Camels give 5-6 LITERS per milking. Goats give around 2-3 QUARTS. Cows give 6-7 GALLONS a day. Which is why you don’t see many donkey farms around.
- You’ve got to have strong hands. Donkeys don’t do well with milking machines. They’re au naturel, baby. And they only have two teats. In case you were wondering.
- Donkeys aren’t cows. You can’t take their babies away and make cutlets / sausage / veal out of them or they’ll dry up. (YO! You African donkey farmers, sausage is supposed to be made out of pigs and stuff, NOT cute lovable baby boy donkeys!!!!) Because I have so many African donkey farmers reading my blog and caring what I think. Right.
- Donkeys have an 11-13 month gestation. That means it takes a full year to get a cute baby donkey. And you can’t start milking right away. The baby needs all it’s momma’s milk for a least 6-7 weeks.
- Donkeys dry up when they wean their baby, usually around 6 months, sometimes 9 months. They’re a lot like people that way. When momma’s done, she’s DONE. Moving on. Get yourself some grass like the other donkeys and quit yanking on my teats! (What’s left of them.)
- Donkeys are precious, adorable, smart creatures that should be treated with kindness and respect. If you’re going to breed, do it responsibly! If you don’t have a good home for the baby, find someone to adopt it who does. That goes for the human kind as well. Breed responsibly, people! With a ring on. The People. Not the donkeys. I’m done now.
- Don’t mistreat your donkey or they may just tell you off. Just ask Balaam. It doesn’t turn out well. What did I tell you, Donkeys are SMART! Listen til the end, “And that’s how God used a Donkey to save his People.” It’s an honor to own one. Or two. Or five.
Oh, dear. This is what you get when I blog in the morning. Sorry. Don’t unfollow me. I’m not always this ridiculous…